Should've Gone Tae Specsavers, Ref!

The referee. You can't have a game without one. The most hated man (or woman) in football but you have to invite one to every game.
Enjoy a laugh at the antics and wicked humour of Scottish referee Big Erchie, a powerhouse at five foot five, and a top grade referee who strikes fear into the hearts of managers and players alike as he stringently applies the laws of the game.
But Big Erchie is burdened with a terrible secret- He's a Stirling Albion supporter.

Bob Dewar

Bob Dewar was born in Edinburgh. He was first published nationally when he was sixteen. He has had exhibitions in Edinburgh and Italy, and for fifteen years did political and social commentary for The Scotsman.

Allan Morrison